i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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