He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm always down for nudity.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
