And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
where are you?
Hypothermia
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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