Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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