we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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