I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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