i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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