My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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