If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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