found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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