In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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