Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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