watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Randomize