The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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