he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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