Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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