next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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