We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You're a waste of cheezeits
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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