its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
You don't make any sense
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