are you still at the devil's house?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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