i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My penis needs a shock collar
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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