I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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