If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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