What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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