Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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