yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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