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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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