The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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