i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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