is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
