This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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