Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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