using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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