You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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