He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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