Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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