I heard we made out
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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