Is it because I queefed?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
