i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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