Buhtt sex?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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