i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Randomize
