3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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