We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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