is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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