So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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