What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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