is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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