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  so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.

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• hahaha 342, well said. im too high for this shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:52pm

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• For all the professional texters that keep saying fake on everything... Just shut the fuck up, you're annoying and have no life. Thank you that's all..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:38am

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• I love you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:33pm

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• Maybe he wasnt in TARRANT COUNTY at the time and remotely close to a beach but from 817. You people are pathetic, this sites for laughing, not calling people out. And ya 817 is a lot bigger of an area than arlington...just saying

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:58am

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• The most likely scenario here is that he/she had relations with a mermaid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:16pm

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• Nah. You didn't.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:29pm

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• Arlington/fort worth/ Mansfield, TX area code

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:27pm

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• Epic.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:39pm

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• Want me to take my shirt off

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:45pm

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• This is in Arlington about 5 hours away from a beach.. Hmmm..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 2:32pm

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• Look Mom! A Beached Whale!!

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 28, 10 at 1:18pm

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• CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:23pm

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• Can't hold ya liquer huh?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:05pm

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• Fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:28pm

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• Thank you 338. And FYI it's not just fycking Arlington. It's TARRANT COUNTY TEXAS which includes southlake colleyville bedford hurst euless Irving trophey club etc. Not JUST arlington. Okay. Shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:41pm

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  • And haltom city and keller. :)

    Submitted by swimmer10 on Feb 1, 10 at 2:18pm

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• Hahahaha! That's fucking classic!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:44pm

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• Fuck yeah 338. Don't like the texts, get off the site

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:46pm

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• At least it wasn't your family.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:58pm

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• My mannnnnn

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:44pm

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• Where do you live

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:28pm

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• You = hero

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:34pm

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• I believe in you beach bum

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:10pm

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• Maybe they just masturdebated all over your face

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 2:40am

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• All the people on here who say that this area code is tarrent county are stupid ass mother fuckers the area code is hood county

  Submitted by adam56 on Jun 3, 10 at 10:42am

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• First . Lame

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:26pm

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• This is so fake it's not even funny. But it tries so hard, bless its heart

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:42pm

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• Poor, sad little noob

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:20pm

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• Bahahaha pwnt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:28pm

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• Is 817 fort worth Texas?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 2:32am

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