So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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