Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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