I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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