god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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