Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Sorry about my life...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize