And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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