There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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